Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left... The phone rings at Billy Bob's house:
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, Buddy"
2007-01-27 08:11:42 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good variance to the mafia getting the cops to turn his old man's vege' garden.
Goes to tell you that the criminal minds are superior to those of an average law-enforcer, less Clint Eastwood.
2007-01-27 08:16:02 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A good days' work for a good days' pay !!
You can get you garden dug if you report a body under the patio !!!
2007-01-27 08:18:22 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-01-27 08:17:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny Ha Ha
2007-01-28 03:54:39 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha - very good
On the subject of good neighbour, it's more important to be one than to have one!
2007-01-27 08:18:29 · answer #5 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My neighbour beats her carpet dirt down my side of the wall...oh sorry, that was a good one, LOL!
2007-01-27 08:31:20 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good. 8/10.
2007-01-27 20:29:10 · answer #7 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes
2007-01-27 08:47:28 · answer #8 · answered by Najia A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funnier than a running turtle!
2007-01-27 08:17:49 · answer #9 · answered by Lt. Dan reborn 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No my neighbour is a ****. He borrowed our rake and never gave it back.
2007-01-27 08:17:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋