Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said: "You've got two choices.
I either maul you to death or we have rough sex."
Frank decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.
There was another tap on his shoulder.
This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly says: "That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex."
Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it.
He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear says:
"Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
2007-01-27 07:47:49 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I did laugh out loud. 11/10 If I ever go hunting will take some KY as a bear necessity. If U go down to the woods today, you're in 4 a BIG suprise.
2007-01-27 08:24:00 · answer #1 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very Good 8/10
2007-01-27 09:13:29 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Bellows 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You out a new spin on an old favorite of mine... I tell my version about the guy from NJ who goes muzzle loading in PA for the first tiem. He shoots at the same bear 3 times and misses... with lots of graphic detail about the same consequences!
2007-01-27 09:45:24 · answer #3 · answered by Hauntedfox 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-27 07:51:39 · answer #4 · answered by Mangy Coyote 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-01-27 08:29:28 · answer #5 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.Ha Ha
2007-01-27 23:35:45 · answer #6 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious well done give yourself a pat on the back.
2007-01-27 08:11:01 · answer #7 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, he came for the bearback riding !
hahahaha
2007-01-27 07:53:33 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao. That was one arcticulate bear. Groan.
2007-01-27 07:53:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!yeah,freakin funny!havent had a good lauph in a while!thank you!
2007-01-27 07:54:20 · answer #10 · answered by Kazumasan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋