There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his boy out shooting. When they came back later that day the father put his BB gun on the top of the stove and hurried to the bathroom.
He set it down so fast and hard that it opened and the BB's from the gun went right into mother's spagetti sauce. She had seen the BB's and just figured that they couldn't hurt anyone, so she just served dinner anyways.
Later that night the little girl ran down stairs saying, "mommy mommy I just peed BB's! Well did it hurt you said the mom. No said the girl. Ok then don;t worry it will go away.
Then the little boy runs down stairs, "mommy mommy I just peed BB's! Well did it hurt she says? No says the boy. Ok then don't worry about it, it will go away.
Later that night the father rushes down the stairs with his pants down - "honey, honey, I was just up stairs ja--ing off and I shot the dog!"
2007-01-27 07:23:51 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha lol.... Hilarious... Keep it up :)
2007-01-27 07:27:48 · answer #1 · answered by MK <>< 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-17 04:02:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one (again) Like the bears one 11/10. Good job wasn't having a gob job.
2007-01-27 08:29:15 · answer #3 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one still gets a laugh out of me.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-27 12:03:44 · answer #4 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moderately funny
2007-01-27 07:27:15 · answer #5 · answered by cigaro19 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats great. 9/10.
2007-01-27 20:29:47 · answer #6 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmm Bit sad he was j***ing off when he has a wife ! Even sadder that the dog was watching :-)
2007-01-27 07:35:08 · answer #7 · answered by R H 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, a good one. 10/10 :)
2007-01-27 07:40:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one girl 10/10 lol
2007-01-27 18:10:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dang..the dog got shot with bbs and other things...
2007-01-27 07:30:22 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. Smiley 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i could i would give you 10 stars for that one. lolololol
2007-01-27 08:21:53 · answer #11 · answered by foxie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋