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Suppose all Christian men die and go to heaven-will they be whole again. Another impossible question for YOU religious types to answer. Because Jesus was circumcised the priest that did the cutting had to place this piece of Holy Toledo somewhere, When Jesus returned-WHOLE AGAIN-did the jar containing this piece of God suddenly become empty? If not, then somewhere on this planet exists a lil piece of GOD. A search might give us some Godly DNA-then we could clone him-OH NO-science has proven that all living matter consists of DNA-which means that Jesus foreskin HAS DNA-YOUR GOD COULOD BE CLONED THEREFORE PROVING once and for all that HE IS NOT GOD! For those of you that find this insulting-too bad-so do I-hearing you "I AM SAVED" types comforting each other while prejudicing the rest of the world that does not see it the ONE WAY you do. You have no excuse now but to work toward trying to make this world a better place now, rather than telling the lies that there is a Hell, YOURS!

2007-01-27 06:48:09 · 9 answers · asked by YippyYahQQ 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Hmmm know what maybe this guy here does have a point maybe god introduced the technology of clonin purposely so that one day when someone will find the part of the crucified jesus' skin they could clone him and voila there he is to save the world as promised

2007-01-27 07:02:26 · answer #1 · answered by ~T.I~ 2 · 0 0

so....in the scheme of things....it would seem that you have placed the fact that DNA can be used for cloning...against the reality of a living God who gave HIs Son so that you would be able to see His love...which is truth and which will indeed, as promised, set you free. Everytime someone tells the good news of God's love the world is a better place. The fact of hell is not the reason for ones acceptance of the truth, which is that there is a hell....however the love of the Father over shadows the reality of a place people who reject this love will spend eternity.
the fact that God gave us a way to spend eternity is much more important that ones rambling about a foreskin in a bag somewhere....come to the truth and rest in peace it will bring you....†

2007-01-28 01:05:55 · answer #2 · answered by implumbus 6 · 0 0

I dont think Jesus' foreskin was an issue in the Bible. But it is a good question, Jesus came to abolish the Law and to let ppl know that He was the One. So when He came and died I imagine that when he arose He had his foreskin because that was originally a part of Him. He is the ultimate sacrifice, no one need not mutilate their baby boys on the 8th day any more.

2007-01-27 07:06:28 · answer #3 · answered by julie 5 · 0 0

Not that any of that matters, but yes i would think that He came back whole? not sure why this is important to you? His foreskin is probably with all the other foreskins that were thrownout, in the trash?
The bible says that when we go to heaven our bodies will be perfect. You are trying to make something out of nothing! Grow up!!

2007-01-27 07:07:09 · answer #4 · answered by K 5 · 0 0

Being Atheist, I say this question is a horribly put-together rant.

2007-01-27 06:57:03 · answer #5 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 0 0

Why are you yelling out?
I also believe Jesus is not God but that's not the way to ask a question!
Calm down please!

2007-01-27 07:01:51 · answer #6 · answered by dank 2 · 0 0

thats sick and demented, some of these christians are good people (im a muslim, i only believe jesus was a prophet)

2007-01-27 06:58:18 · answer #7 · answered by Abdul_Fataah 1 · 0 0

Could it be that your mind is somewhat confused. Your words sure are.

2007-01-27 07:00:48 · answer #8 · answered by Sternchen 5 · 0 0

Woah vitriolic or what - what was the question

2007-01-27 06:56:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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