okay my gf is being harassed by jehova witnesses like clockwise every 8th of every mont between 9am and noon, so my bro and I came up with a funny plan. get this we are going to have me my bro my gf and and a body to be in masochist leather. my bro would answer the door in the middle of saying hail satan then my buddy will pop up in a leather mask holding a kitten screaming "are we going to do this thing or not" then after seeing our guests saying "hi" then my bro will open the door wide open and allow them to see my gf in a leather uniform pulling me along with a chain attached to a dogleash around my neck and a leather mask around my face and handcuffed. she would shout out will looking at me " I'll give u some good greif" in an angry tone, upon us walking in the background my bro will shout to us hey we have company, so we would all turn to the witnesses about comming in and telling us about there religion. so is it funny!
2007-01-27 06:47:14 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The idea proposed by this questioner is not a good one, and it certainly is not funny.
There is no need for an elaborate scheme to discontinue regular visits from Jehovah's Witnesses. Just tell them what you want!
Jehovah's Witnesses are not puritanical hermits; they will not run screaming from a staged S&M scene or supposed "satanic ritual", although they certainly will excuse themselves immediately. Please be reminded that all active Jehovah's Witnesses perform house to house visits every month; they are experienced ministers who regularly have doors slammed in their faces and have already had too many doors opened by naked jokesters and insulting bigots. Frankly, it does not faze them and the anti-climax is typically quite disappointing to the un-original anti-Witness.
(2 Timothy 4:3-5) For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching, but, in accord with their own desires, they will accumulate teachers for themselves to have their ears tickled; and they will turn their ears away from the truth, whereas they will be turned aside to false stories. You, though, keep your senses in all things, suffer evil, do the work of an evangelizer, fully accomplish your ministry.
And... if and when a Jehovah's Witness is actually attacked (even with buckets of water and the like), it is quite likely that he will involve the police and press assault charges. Their training at public speaking and their position as ministers assures that Witnesses will be effective and compelling witnesses for the prosecutors (who are often hungry to publicize and utilize "hate crimes" legislation). You may recall that Witnesses preach in "twos".
(Luke 10:1-2) [Jesus] sent them forth by twos in advance of him into every city and place to which he himself was going to come. Then he began to say to them: “The harvest, indeed, is great, but the workers are few. Therefore beg the Master of the harvest to send out workers into his harvest
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2007-01-28 03:29:21 · answer #1 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
or you could just save all that time, energy and money on leather outfits and kittens and just tell them that your content w/ your religion and don't come back again or your filing harrasment charges. or put a note on the door that says NO SOLICITATION INCLUDING JEHOVAS WITNESSES. Or just not answer the door. by doing your little acct all your going to do is convince them that your more troubled than the average person and they'll try even harder to 'fix you'.
2007-01-27 06:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by tara21785 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-24 05:57:01 · answer #3 · answered by Andra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That isn't very funny it's stupid and immature because if you just nicely tell them to please not knock on her door anymore they'll stop. Anyway no adult would get scared by that. Especially them who are used to talking to all kinds of people. If they didn't talk to all kinds of people, there wouldn't be so many jehova witnesses around the world. All they're trying to do is follow what the bible says. Obviously to me you haven't read any of it. Talk to them like adults and they'll understand.
2007-01-27 07:21:57 · answer #4 · answered by definitivamente06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go for it. But beware some may want to join you. Look at Jerry Farwell, the mighty Evangelist preacher. He got caught renting a room with a ******. Remember, President Clinton said, he put the joint to his lips and puffed but did not inhale. Well Jerry said he put the pecker in his mouth but did not suck. So I guess Jerry is saying he is not gay. So if it happens to the almighty preacher, you may turn some Mormon on now.
Go for it.
2007-01-27 06:55:10 · answer #5 · answered by Big C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with A Child of God, sounds like a really immiture, I am disgusted... couldn't you have just asked them to leave??? This is completley immiture!
2007-01-27 07:08:04 · answer #6 · answered by Marines Sister Forever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is absolutly hilariuos,the jehova witness is relentless.They don't seem to get the hint.you can tell them your not interested,and they still come back.really who wants a religion where you don't celebrate the best holidays in the world.just tell them piss off.
2007-01-27 06:59:35 · answer #7 · answered by christina b 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious, don't forget to ask them in to explain your religion and if they dare come to come in someone needs to say "OH good, more sacrifices" and tell them they better leave. Don't let them in the door.
2007-01-27 07:45:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's not nice to make fun of Jehovah's Witnesses.
They're nice and caring people so you should respect them no matter what.
I'm sick of seeing someone make any negative comments to Jehovah's Witnesses.
2007-01-28 06:19:00 · answer #9 · answered by The Female Gamer 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think its very funny;good imagination! They are some pesty people especially when you are all hung over on Saturday morn
2007-01-27 06:55:08 · answer #10 · answered by Sherri ptown 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋