Both Clinton and the Pope die, but there is a mix up. Clinton went to heaven and the Pope gets sent to hell.
The Pope explains the situation to the hell administration, they check their paperwork, and the error is acknowledged. They explain, however, that it will take about 24 hours to process the paperwork and make the switch.
The next day, the Pope is called in and the hell administration bids him farewell and he heads for heaven. On the way up, he meets Clinton on the way down, and they stop to chat.
Pope: Sorry about the mix up.
Clinton: No problem.
Pope: I'm really excited about going to heaven.
Clinton: Why's that?
Pope: All my life I've wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.
Clinton: You're a day late.
2007-01-27 06:31:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-01-27 06:35:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
Say 10 Hail Marys and two Our Fathers for that one my child!!
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2007-01-27 06:36:42 · answer #2 · answered by mojorainbow1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. 8/10.
2007-01-27 20:34:21 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Story of my life !
Being a day late ! haha
2007-01-27 07:20:45 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd watch out for bolts of lightning if I were you!
2007-01-27 06:38:28 · answer #5 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've herd something similar, it is kind of funny and not funny at the same time.
2007-01-27 06:36:58 · answer #6 · answered by DarkAngel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!
2007-01-27 06:35:23 · answer #7 · answered by Bloodsucker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, i get that 1
2007-01-27 06:44:55 · answer #8 · answered by lalala 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny!
2007-01-27 06:43:13 · answer #9 · answered by hamtaro123312 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-01-27 06:36:49 · answer #10 · answered by Rosie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋