if money dosen't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? why does a round pizza come in a square box?why dosent glue stick to its bottle? why do u still call it building when it is already built? if its true that we are here to help others,then why are others here for? if u are not suppose to drink & drive then why do bars have parking lots?.....we are a funny bunch of people,living in a seriously funny world! isn't we?
2007-01-27 06:24:15 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes we is.
2007-01-27 06:26:59 · answer #1 · answered by Marvelissa 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i believe people call those witicisms.
heres some i that i have.....
Have you ever wondered (or noticed):
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight?
Why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?!
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway
Why French fries didn't originate in France
Why hamburgers aren't really made of ham
How stores could put expiration dates on bottled water
How a person could be so smart and stupid at the same time
Why 'fat chance' is the same as 'slim chance'
If infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery
If vegetarians can eat animal crackers
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
If horrific is a synonym of horrible, why is terrific an antonym of terrible?
2007-01-27 15:25:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
well the parking lot at the bar is for designated drivers and employees, the glue would stick to the bottle if air got in there, but the pizza's square box and the building...you got me.
2007-01-27 14:28:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny is not the word for the world.
Luckily we have very few jokers here, guess if this world were full of them?
2007-01-28 09:05:32 · answer #4 · answered by d_sco 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for the two i agreed with y_r_all_m & round pizza come in square box bcoz square boxes r easy to handle & maintain.beside this they r also placed in less space then round box (u can check it).for building um..... suggest some other name otherwise stick to it.
2007-01-27 14:54:40 · answer #5 · answered by SHOBHIT J 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
dude u must hav been high on a reefer n a lil drunk too when u came up with such observations.. yep it is a funny wicked world dude
2007-01-30 03:23:34 · answer #6 · answered by tonal syndrome 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well........1st of all just correct d error in d ques......
nd yeah........dis is soooooooooo koooool man! we really r livin in a funny nd moreover a confused world!
2007-01-28 01:47:37 · answer #7 · answered by Rocking Babe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u get such thoughts because u r a genius
but iam not
sorry iam not able to answer
2007-01-30 01:06:00 · answer #8 · answered by sweety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I THINK U LIVE IN A FUNNY WORLD BUT WE DON'T LIVE IN A FUNNY WORLD...
2007-01-29 04:30:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the language in which we are talking is funny as all words are made by it.
2007-01-28 05:17:04 · answer #10 · answered by indian 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes,this world is also funny.But many other serious things are also there.
2007-01-29 13:25:47 · answer #11 · answered by Strange_Truth 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋