i could really use a laugh right about now.
2007-01-27 06:20:14 · 14 answers · asked by Sami 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There were three men lost on a "desserted island". One day while they were walking through the trees looking for food, they saw a campsite. They decided to see if anybody was there. When they got there, a large group of people surrounded them with spears. The oldest of the group said to them, " Me and my people are very hungry. We don't eat fruits, we eat humans." The three men begged the old man not to eat them. He replied," If each of you brings ten of a certain peice of fruit, then I will consider sparing your lives." The three men went to search for fruit. The first man returned with ten apples. The old man told him,"Stick each of those up your bottom without making any facial expression and we will spare your lives."So the man started," one. two . Ahh." So the hungry cannibals ate him. The second man returned with ten grapes. He was told to do the same thing. "one. two. three. four. five. six. seven. eight.nine. HAHa ha!" They ate him as well. When the first man and the second man met in heaven, the first man asked the second man," Why did you laugh? You could have lived." The second man replied, " I couldn't help it. I saw the other guy coming up with pineapples!"
2007-01-27 07:20:18 · answer #1 · answered by Lynne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok heres one.
there were these three men in an airplane and the first guy said this is my favorite state so he dropped a penny. the second guy said this is my favorite state so he dropped a dime. the third guy said I hate this state so he dropped a bomb. the first guy saw a little girl crying after they got off the plane and he asked here what was wrong. the girl said "my mom got hit by a penny and died". the second guy saw a little boy crying and he asked him what was wrong. He said "my dad got hit by a nickel and died." the third guy saw a little boy laughing and asked him why he was laughing so hard he said"my father farted and blew up the house
hahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Well hope that helps!
2007-01-27 14:42:16 · answer #2 · answered by cutiepie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton is massively talented and extremely pretty. She should be Queen of America and adored by every free willed person in the world.
Hope you didnt fall off your chair laughing at this one.
2007-01-27 14:23:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ok, try to answer this one.
Question is: What's the difference between a brown-noser and a kiss A**?
And the answer is: Depth-perception
Hope you get a laugh out of that one:)
2007-01-27 14:23:54 · answer #4 · answered by Ferris N. Wilcox, Jr 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okay, There were three friends, a brunet, a red head, and a blond," No affence to blond people", and they entered a breast stroke competition at a local swim met. At the met, the brunet came first in 1.27 sec. They gave her a towel and coco. The red head came in second in 3.06 sec. They gave her a towel and coco. Last place was the blond in 1.46 hours. They gave her a towel and a paramedic. In anger she screamed," No fair! They used their hands!"
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There were two blond sisters.
1 blond: What do you think is closer the moon or China?
2 blond: HELLOW? Can you see China?
Thank you, thank you very much! :-D
2007-01-27 14:31:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
How much to pirates get charged for piercings?
A Buck An Ear
2007-01-27 14:28:06 · answer #6 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my friend asked me what's my favorite vegetable? i said terry schiavo. i know bad joke and tasteless.
ok heres another joke. steve irwin is at a cookout with james brown gerald ford and saddam hussein. james brown is doing the grilling, he asks saddam what he wants saddam says barbecued camel godfather of soul, then he asks gerald ford and president ford says how about a nice thick presidental steak, so then he asks steve irwin and steve irwin in his best crocodile dundee impression says put another shrimp on the barb...
2007-01-27 15:07:45 · answer #7 · answered by originalitybygeorge 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A farmer goes into the bedroom holding a sheep under his arm,his wife is layed in bed,he say's,
"This is the pig i am shag.ging when you refuse sex.
The wife says,
"I think you are holding a sheep"'
The farmer says'
"I think i am talking to the sheep.
2007-01-27 16:16:16 · answer #8 · answered by Countess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
He quacks up.
2007-01-27 15:41:43 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa Cat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wich is worse a red head or a perona ?
answer: a red head a perona only attacts in groups schools
2007-01-27 18:24:10 · answer #10 · answered by eddie c 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋