Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem". The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere birds in dat cage op dere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag." The clerk does and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop.
They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up in the hills and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. "Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry. "Oh, yeh, dis looks good," replies Paddy.
They flip a coin and Gerry wins the toss. "I guess I git to go first, eh Paddy?" says Gerry. He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'. As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says, "Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin' is
too fockin' dangerous for me"
2007-01-27 06:05:16 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for the laugh misses that cheered me up 10/10
2007-01-27 07:51:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-27 06:09:59 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
comparable lads went to the railway station and asked for 2 tickets to Jeopardy. The cost ticket clerk mentioned "there's no such place as Jeopardy, yet while there is i've got by no skill heard of it". Mick pulls out the community night paper and reads out the headline "hundreds OF JOBS IN JEOPARDY !"
2016-09-28 01:43:54 · answer #3 · answered by intriago 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gets a 6 from me.
2007-01-27 07:52:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
what a corker pmsl 10/10
2007-01-27 06:15:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha, nice
2007-01-27 06:15:34 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny funny funny cant stop laughing at the pictures in my head
2007-01-27 08:01:14 · answer #7 · answered by mac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny :) put a big smile on my face
2007-01-27 06:18:08 · answer #8 · answered by rylejo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHhhahahha LOL thas awesome,ive gotta tell my buddie..hes irish...
2007-01-27 06:13:49 · answer #9 · answered by Small_And_Mighty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... thats soooooo funny they way you typed it made me think of a jamacan accent .... two irishmen with jamacan accents lol.... i could have fallen on the floor!
2007-01-27 06:18:03 · answer #10 · answered by crimson bride 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahhaha I love Irish jokes and I am irish
2007-01-27 06:11:29 · answer #11 · answered by that guy you are going to report 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋