One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage.
She asked, "Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you, Johnny ?"
"Milk!" answered Little Johnny.
"No, I'm sorry. That's the wrong answer. Roses drink water," explained the teacher.
"Wow!" Johnny exclaimed. "I didn't know the stem was that long!"
2007-01-27 06:03:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Some kid! 10/10!
2007-01-27 06:07:14 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The new word of the day was 'Beautiful' in Miss Kathy's classroom, she asked the students to use the word beautiful in a sentence twice. She asked Sally first;
"My mother wears a beautiful dress and she looks beautiful in it" Sally said
next was Brian, "I picked a beautiful rose and my mom said it was beautiful"
Miss Kathy asked Johnny to think a sentence now.
Johnny replied "My dad found out my sister was pregnant and he said "I can't believe she's pregnant again, that's beautiful, F***ing Beautiful!"
2007-01-27 14:12:52 · answer #2 · answered by DrPepper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! What was the teacher doing with a rose in her cleavage?
2007-01-27 14:13:04 · answer #3 · answered by emzy_emz8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was this teacher Mrs. Chokesondick from southpark?
2007-01-27 14:26:57 · answer #4 · answered by dfisk30 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-01-27 14:06:25 · answer #5 · answered by Carson 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heared better.
2007-01-27 15:53:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-01-27 14:27:25 · answer #7 · answered by dre777 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-27 14:06:42 · answer #8 · answered by bmore 1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-27 14:06:17 · answer #9 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol...really funny....nasty but funny
2007-01-27 14:11:48 · answer #10 · answered by Rosie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋