Right, the first person makes a wish. the person to post after that has to corrupt the wish then post his own wish.
Eg
"I wish i had a car"
then the next person would say:
"Granted, but you are banned from driving for 500 years"
Then the person that corrupted that wish has to make his own wish.
eg "I want a million dollars"
the next person then says "Granted, but because of inflation you can only buy a teabag."
Ok.. I'll start!
I wish I owned a chocolate factory :)
2007-01-27 05:52:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Granted, but you must ALWAYS follow ALL of your rules and laws EXACTLY as applied to everyone else. ;)
I wish there was no IRS (LOL corrupt this one!)
2007-01-30 21:45:08 · answer #1 · answered by Barb 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dead: Granted... But you have to spend your entire after-life making up for the sins of Bill Clinton...
I wish I was rich instead of good looking...
2007-01-27 06:39:57 · answer #2 · answered by Zippy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-24 05:48:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Granted but she doesn't love you back.
I wish I had perfect skin with no stretch marks and dark spots
2007-01-27 06:10:40 · answer #4 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Granted, but the whole world is full of polution and your bearly able to see three feet away from you.
i wish i found my one and only true prettiful love.
2007-01-27 06:03:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Granted, but you were in n accident and had to have a trachiotamy operation and can never sing again......
I wish, I was a playboy bunny at Hugh's mansion
2007-01-27 11:52:48 · answer #6 · answered by foxieroxie1969 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Granted you are deathly allergic to chocolate
hmm i wish i could fly
2007-01-27 05:59:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Granted, but you are you can't think or talk.
I wish I ruled the world
2007-01-27 15:12:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Granted, but you are a baby for the rest of your life
I wish I was dead.
2007-01-27 06:14:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GRANTED! But you have a very serious disease and you're dying in a month.
I wish I was smarter than Einstein....
2007-01-27 12:47:05 · answer #10 · answered by EnigmaCA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋