Three Labrador retrievers, one brown, one yellow and one black, were all sitting in the vet's waiting room when they struck up a conversation.
The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So why are you here?" The brown lab replied, "I'm a pi55er. I pi55 on everything ... The sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pi55ed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The black lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?"
"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the brown lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down."
The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, "Why are you here?" The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it, and when I'm inside I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired. "Looks like I'm losing my nuts too." the dejected yellow lab said.
2007-01-27 05:07:30 · 14 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The yellow lab then turned to the black lab and asked, "Why are you here?"
"I'm a humper," the black lab said. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, post-boxes, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away".
The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, nuts off for you too, huh?"
The black lab said, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."
2007-01-27 05:07:53 · update #1
Hello there... saturday night, home alone fed up.. and read that joke... made me laugh for the first time today.. thanks honey
2007-01-27 07:16:04 · answer #1 · answered by 007jaynesblonde 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good! I love those Shaggy Dog stories
2007-01-27 07:27:03 · answer #2 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-01-27 05:21:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 x
2007-01-27 05:16:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha that was a great one
2007-01-27 05:47:06 · answer #5 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wickedly funny.
2007-01-27 05:41:56 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EEEeeewwwww! But funny though! lol
2007-02-01 02:22:14 · answer #7 · answered by F34 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one mate
Keep em coming!!
Loved your last one!!
2007-02-01 03:09:10 · answer #8 · answered by Kashif A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda gross but still funny.
2007-01-27 05:59:33 · answer #9 · answered by * 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-31 19:56:24 · answer #10 · answered by HPL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋