The priest in a small Irish village loved the c0ck and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the c0ck went missing! The priest knew that c0ck fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning. During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a c0ck?" All the men stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c0ck?" All the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a c0ck that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen MY c0ck?"
Up stood all the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat.
2007-01-27 04:58:29 · 20 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just getting my spy glass out, then if i find it i will wrap it in a stamp and post it to you.
2007-01-27 05:03:20 · answer #1 · answered by Tony D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny but i knew what was going to be the 'punchline'. You should wait to use the word 'c0ck' until the punchline, that is when the priest starts looking for it. Still made me giggle, though.
2007-01-31 08:59:57 · answer #2 · answered by #2 on the way! due 12/28 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah Great 10/10
2007-01-27 05:41:45 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jogs my memory of Iron Chef u.s. that became in this nighttime. The subject ingredient became frozen peas. even as they were tasting, between the female judges reported she extremely cherished the "Peaness" of the dish. the different lady choose practically choked on her water.
2016-10-16 04:30:46 · answer #4 · answered by windy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-01-27 05:07:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old one are the best.
2007-01-31 08:12:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
xx
2007-01-27 05:03:12 · answer #7 · answered by mojorainbow1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, but I've heard it before.
2007-01-27 05:11:19 · answer #8 · answered by lilmissperfect_2013 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!Didn't know about the goat!!!!thanks for the laughs
2007-01-27 05:07:12 · answer #9 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look at my name..Am I the missing rooster?
2007-01-27 05:07:06 · answer #10 · answered by dfisk30 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋