Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. Sam asks "How will I recognize him?". "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment." So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse."A female horth."So he shows him a prized filly."Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?" Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little
fella up again and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf?" The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, can I see her twot"? Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twot, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephrase that to.......
2007-01-27 04:37:49 · 17 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit.?"
2007-01-27 04:38:05 · update #1
That is too funny, it took me ten minutes to relay it to my husband , by which time I couldn't even see straight. What a laugh, thanks, apparently that helped me burn off at least 10 calories!!
2007-01-31 08:31:38 · answer #1 · answered by maria bartoninfrance 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! !0/10!
2007-01-27 13:56:44 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao nice one. Poor little midget got a bit more than he bargained for with that last question.
2007-02-01 00:43:50 · answer #3 · answered by Radgar E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh....That one was a riot!!haahaahaa! A real knee slapper!"Can I see her twot?" Man that was a GOOOOD ONE!
Thank You...I needed a good laugh today!
2007-01-31 15:56:19 · answer #4 · answered by reifrj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, nice 1
2007-01-27 12:47:07 · answer #5 · answered by DAVID T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-27 12:55:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thith ith tho funny I almoth thit my panth...
2007-01-31 15:31:59 · answer #7 · answered by d.a. b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely the best joke iv'e seen in ages lmfao. nice one x
2007-02-01 07:15:54 · answer #8 · answered by Fallen Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great keep the jokes coming
2007-01-27 13:04:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny i enjoyed that one.
2007-01-31 08:46:15 · answer #10 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋