2007-01-27 04:10:36 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Actually you might........... as humans are genetically closer to chimps than chimps are to apes.
2007-01-27 04:13:59 · answer #1 · answered by thefinalresult 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good things about replacing your parents with a monkey:
1. You will never run out of bananas.
2. The monkey won't tell you to clean your room.
3. The monkey won't be disappointed if you get a bad grade.
Bad things:
1. The monkey can't work, so you will be broke.
2. The monkey can't drive you anywhere.
3. The monkey might get rabies and bite you.
2007-01-27 12:17:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your mother that you love her very much, your father well tell him daddy I love you but I am sorry(period)>! Notify them that all the monkeys you want to live with are indeed wild animals of the jungle. Your parents will remain yur mom & dad. My strong advice to you is if you do want these monkee's for your parent's , say, like a chimp and a baboon. A jungle safari could help you. Or you could try living at the zoo there are a lot of monkeys there or a job that is paying good for the monkee's and there trainers, keepers and so on. In India there are monkeys everywhere. Find some footage on the net. They aren't the best to have for parents. As there are no more monkeys allowed to raise Humans. Not yet so tell mom and dad you'd like to have a monkee.
2007-01-27 12:24:56 · answer #3 · answered by Billy the Kid 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to wonder why you would want to replace your parents with a monkey. How would you feel if your parents gave a thought to abandoning you and adopting a monkey in your place? I would start asking for forgiveness cuz indirectly, u just called your Pa and your Ma Orangatungs.
2007-01-27 12:19:17 · answer #4 · answered by nocirpac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe that your parents gave birth to a monkey.
2007-01-27 12:55:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In some states, under certain circumstances, you can go to court to "divorce" your parents. I don't know how serious you are (of course not about the monkey! :) but if you're referring to domestic violence going on in the home, you can get help for that. Call the Domestic Violence Hot Line, or whatever it's called in your state, and tell them all about it. Good luck! Have a banana!
2007-01-27 12:16:03 · answer #6 · answered by Bud's Girl 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Then u would look like i a monkey! Stay beautiful
2007-01-27 12:15:10 · answer #7 · answered by Sleepy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First, you need to learn a little grammer. Replaced my parents? Next, you need to stop asking ridiculous questions and grow up.
2007-01-27 12:14:02 · answer #8 · answered by Insanity 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i guess u could replace ur parents for monkeys but wouldn't you rather like dogs for ur parents instead. cause they will be obedient and they will alwysys be loyal!!!
2007-01-27 12:13:21 · answer #9 · answered by FairyPrincess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
youre unfortunatly stuck with the parents you have you are just going to have to talk to your parents more and get on a level where you all understand each other and learn to compromise
2007-01-27 12:14:46 · answer #10 · answered by angeleyessly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I rather hear their perspective first. Perhaps they would prefer a monkey too.
2007-01-27 12:13:55 · answer #11 · answered by jack w 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋