A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
2007-01-27 03:48:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats pretty good. Not hillarious, but good. :)
2007-01-27 04:42:29 · answer #1 · answered by Live4Music 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I DID tell the wife to draw the curtains
2007-01-29 11:28:39 · answer #2 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not
2007-01-28 06:22:48 · answer #3 · answered by ciscoan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-01-28 13:39:01 · answer #4 · answered by The Fat Controller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋