An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair. I made love to two 21 year old girls. Both of them. Twice."
The priest said, "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never Father, I'm not religious."
"So then, why are you telling me?"
"Are you kidding? I'm telling everybody!"
2007-01-27 03:39:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L O L 10/10
2007-01-27 03:43:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! 10/10
2007-01-27 04:52:16 · answer #2 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-01-27 03:43:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made the priest jealous I expect.
2007-01-27 03:47:03 · answer #4 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha 10/10
2007-01-27 08:55:41 · answer #5 · answered by Kunggpao 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one years ago. Still funny though.
2007-01-27 03:44:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before.
2007-01-27 04:54:51 · answer #7 · answered by Underpants. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-27 06:29:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart with a lmto..lol..followed by a giggle...
2007-01-27 04:10:55 · answer #9 · answered by Dogtor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Showoff! (Nice, joke, though. Thank you)
2007-01-27 03:44:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋