A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.
He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, Preacher, I sure am."
The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.
"Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.
"Nooo, I didn't!" said the drunk.
The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"
"Noooo, I have not, Reverend."
The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?"
The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher...
"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
2007-01-27 03:38:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol awesome! 1,000,000/1,000,000
2007-01-27 05:07:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old joke, but still funny. It is strange that dunking was a form of punishment to make sinners confess and repent for several hundred years.
2007-01-27 11:56:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Still funny after all these years (Paul Simon song)
It must be the way you type 'em a/l
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-27 13:27:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's great 10/10
2007-01-27 12:53:22 · answer #4 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i like
2007-01-27 12:48:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-01-27 11:50:41 · answer #6 · answered by munkees92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-01-27 11:49:03 · answer #7 · answered by Some Random Kid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-27 11:46:10 · answer #8 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ace!
2007-01-27 11:44:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-01-27 11:45:18 · answer #10 · answered by Dean B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋