Grandma and grandpa were sitting on their rocking chairs one lazy afternoon, Grandpa started feeling spry and reached over and gave Grandma's breast a squeeze and said, "You know Ma, if this would give milk we could get rid of the cow."
To that Grandma said, "Yep, we sure could."
After a while Grandpa reach over to Grandma's crotch and gave it a pat and said, "You know Ma, if this could give eggs we could get rid of the chickens."
Grandma said, "Yep, we sure could."
After a short while, Grandma reached over to Grandpa and started stroking his jewels and said, "You know Pa, if this could get hard we could get rid of your brother."
2007-01-27 03:24:33 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha good one
2007-01-27 03:26:56 · answer #1 · answered by Tara 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-27 03:31:53 · answer #2 · answered by jo w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good old Grandma!
2007-01-27 03:32:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. The Grandpa had it coming...
2007-01-27 03:29:14 · answer #4 · answered by soulsogood 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG hahaha
grammies cheatingggg w00t w00t
2007-01-27 03:38:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG thats worth a chuckle or two!!!
2007-01-27 04:17:29 · answer #6 · answered by munkees92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked it! Very good!
2007-01-27 03:46:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol
2007-01-27 03:27:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before...but it still makes me laugh
2007-01-27 03:29:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved this one, have written it down so i can remember .usually i forget good jokes .
2007-01-27 03:27:52 · answer #10 · answered by grumpcookie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋