A hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The husband jumps into bed and can hardly wait for his wife to get herself ready.
The wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says "Honey, I have something to tell you. I'm a virgin."
The man jumps up grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling at the top of his lungs. He heads straight to his fathers house. When he gets there, his father says, "Son, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be on your honeymoon."
The son says, "Pa, my new wife told me a big secret of hers. She's a virgin."
"Dangit son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she wasn't good enough for her family, she sure as hell ain't good enough for ours!"
2007-01-27 03:10:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
can't stop laughing, that's hilarious!!!
2007-01-27 07:05:27 · answer #1 · answered by j.r. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am from the hills of Tennessee thank you for the insult
but it was funny
2007-01-27 11:16:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-01-27 11:30:46 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one tickled me!
2007-01-27 11:15:05 · answer #4 · answered by kelly g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YUK!
2007-01-27 11:52:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋