A blind man waiting to cross the street has a seeing eye dog. Suddenly, the dogs lifts his leg up and starts peeing on the man's pants.
The man then gets a doggy treat out of his pocket, and gives it to the dog.
A woman watching this comes up to the blind man and says "Excuse me sir, but are you aware that your dog just pissed all over your pants?"
The man replies, "Yes I noticed"
Woman says, "Pardon me for saying but do you think he will learn to stop if you keep rewarding him with treats everytime he does so?"
Then the man says:
"Oh I'm not rewarding him. I'm just feeding him so I know where his face is so I can kick his As-s"
2007-01-27 02:40:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious
2007-01-27 03:01:34 · answer #1 · answered by dreamgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-27 03:06:46 · answer #2 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-03 02:52:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-27 03:04:33 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-01-31 00:36:28 · answer #5 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hha he is one smart blind man!!!
2007-01-27 04:29:45 · answer #6 · answered by munkees92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-27 03:03:22 · answer #7 · answered by Wat Da Hell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋