After a life time of celibacy, the pope could
stand no more. Sneaking into a secluded corner
of the vatican, the pontiff raised his cassock,
begged forgivness and manually relieved himself
of decades worth of frustration.
Then he was interrupted by the familiar sound of
photos being taken...the pope froze in horror as
he faced a Japanese tourist snapping one picture
after another of his unholy act......
"my child," the catholic leader pleaded, "I will
give you this pinky ring worth $5000 in exchange
for that camera!"
They made an even trade. "What a relief" the pope
thought as he returned to his chambers. On the
way he ran into one of his chief Cardinals.
"Nice camera",the priest commented.
"It ought to be,"the Pope declared."I just paid
$5000 for it."
"Boy," his associate exclaimed, "whoever sold you
that thing must have seen YOU coming
2007-01-27 01:43:05 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice play on words!! lol
2007-01-27 01:46:44 · answer #1 · answered by mongo862001 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So what's next, buy his head or his lousy mouth up, so that he can remain shut for the entirety of his life. That thing is a gregarious thing and who knows the pope may have shut his eyes and moaned loudly while exuding the load.
please tell him to just sit back in his office and watch the whole world fall on him.
2007-01-27 03:08:08 · answer #2 · answered by MAFOKOCHIZHI 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one .....reminds me of the bank clarke who was having sex when someone approched the counter...quike as a flash he put his d**k in the cash draw. The customer said 'You look very happy today' 'Yes I am rarther' said the clarke ' I've just come into some money'
2007-01-27 01:53:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
good 1 10/10
2007-01-27 03:03:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one !
2007-01-27 21:04:51 · answer #5 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See why english is interesting? Haha, good one!
2007-01-27 02:53:49 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL.... that was a really good one...... u should do another one but make it verry funny.
2007-01-27 01:56:27 · answer #7 · answered by fairy_girl55 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-27 02:59:41 · answer #8 · answered by Andy S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that..made me smile ..thank you
2007-01-27 01:48:31 · answer #9 · answered by blazing_staruk 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
great joke lol
2007-01-27 01:56:13 · answer #10 · answered by sharron 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋