A man walks in a bar with an alligator. He yells, "If I put my genitals in this alligators mouth for 1 whole minute and take it out without a scratch, I want everyone in here to buy me a round of beer"
Crowd cheers with approval. So the man gets a bottle, bangs it on the head of the alligator.
The alligator opens his mouth, man puts his genitals inside, then the alligator closes his mouth.
1 minute later, he bangs the alligator on the head again, alligator opens his mouth, man removes his genitals without a scratch.
Crowd cheers in amazement and buys him a beer. Then the man said, "Now I will give anyone here $100 brave enough to give this a try"
Suddenly, from the middle of the croud a young blonde lady raises her hand. and says:
"Ok I'll try. But you have to promise me you won't bang me on the head with a bottle"
2007-01-27
01:31:34
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