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A man walks in a bar with an alligator. He yells, "If I put my genitals in this alligators mouth for 1 whole minute and take it out without a scratch, I want everyone in here to buy me a round of beer"

Crowd cheers with approval. So the man gets a bottle, bangs it on the head of the alligator.

The alligator opens his mouth, man puts his genitals inside, then the alligator closes his mouth.

1 minute later, he bangs the alligator on the head again, alligator opens his mouth, man removes his genitals without a scratch.

Crowd cheers in amazement and buys him a beer. Then the man said, "Now I will give anyone here $100 brave enough to give this a try"

Suddenly, from the middle of the croud a young blonde lady raises her hand. and says:

"Ok I'll try. But you have to promise me you won't bang me on the head with a bottle"

2007-01-27 01:31:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

ok LMAO!!

2007-01-27 01:44:19 · answer #1 · answered by mongo862001 5 · 0 0

haha very good it is bloody stupid even as some one dont like the jokes and they get in each and every question to assert so,now it is bloody stupid ,or only determined for factors...............lulu! satisfied yuletide to all.

2016-10-16 04:21:58 · answer #2 · answered by asar 4 · 0 0

lol 10/10

2007-01-30 23:46:42 · answer #3 · answered by anna 7 · 0 0

Ha ha. heard a different version, but still funny....

2007-01-27 01:35:38 · answer #4 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0 0

hahahahahahaahaa...... I ll give it an 8!

2007-01-27 01:38:24 · answer #5 · answered by Wish 4 · 0 0

lol poor girl

2007-01-27 01:38:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ew. y does it have to be a blonde girl..is it supposed to be a dumb blonde joke....cause any lady could do that...so yeah....but for a mature audience who likes that stuff it would be funny so like 6 i dunno.....

2007-01-27 01:37:56 · answer #7 · answered by Heyhey 5 · 0 0

hahaha funny exellent!!!

2007-01-27 04:31:56 · answer #8 · answered by munkees92 2 · 0 0

lol that is FUNNY

2007-01-27 02:14:28 · answer #9 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0 0

omg!!! rotflmao!!!

2007-01-27 02:07:16 · answer #10 · answered by chelsea 4 · 0 0

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