A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood
and said "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with
experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.
The agent asked,
"What's your name?"
The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."
The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into
Hollywood , you are going to have to change your name."
"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries
old,
I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not
ever."
The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years...
you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian!
I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not
be able to represent you."
"So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy
said and he left the agent's office.
FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope sent to his
office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The
agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the
letter enclosed...
Dear Sir,
Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to
become an actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my
name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I
refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like
Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you
said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too
much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I
would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed
check is a token of my appreciation.
Thank you for your advice..
Sincerely,
**** van Dyke
2007-01-27 01:18:59 · 17 answers · asked by untanuta 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha......What is there in the name, someone asked.....but, there is everything in the name..........hilarious one.........thanks for the morning's first laugh........lol
2007-01-27 16:31:34 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
while questioning of "ordinary/unusual" names, understand which you dont could have some loopy made up edgy call for it to be unusual, inspite of each little thing, do you rather intend to make our son wade by way of existence with a recognition that his friends evaluate "ordinary and extraordinary"? it might desire to be lovable on the commencing up, yet understand that this toddler needs to improve up with the call. rather, think of of sturdy, classic names which you dont pay attention lots anymore, like Rowan, Milo, or Byron. for women, try Vivienne, Lucy, Marie, Sylvia, or Natalia.
2016-11-01 10:06:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-01-28 00:28:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty funny. I just wonder how many people even know who **** van Dyke was.
2007-01-27 02:44:00 · answer #4 · answered by star_gazer10 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
2007-01-27 01:58:45 · answer #5 · answered by x 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wah wah wah. Lol. Its very funny. I love it.
2007-01-27 14:03:15 · answer #6 · answered by Meera 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well.......dis was soooooooo f*ckinly hillarious gal! i njoyed it a lot! seriously.........its ALL in a NAME!!!
2007-01-27 17:42:59 · answer #7 · answered by Rocking Babe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hats off !!!!to ur joke
really a gud one
2007-01-27 23:57:02 · answer #8 · answered by ziya 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG, that is so funny! he actually changed his name to THAT? lol!
2007-01-27 01:51:05 · answer #9 · answered by lilmissperfect_2013 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Now that deserves a big WOW!!!
2007-01-27 06:49:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋