A man was riding in a full packed bus and had to fart really bad.
He thought since the music was loud, maybe no one would notice. So he takes a look around and then lets 1 rip.
"PROOOOOOOT" Some people looked but no one seemed to notice.
Relieved, though he had to go again. takes a look around then lets it rip.
"PROOOOOOOOT" Again, no one seemed to notice
Relieved, but again, he had to let a 3rd one out. Takes a look around and then,
"PROOOOOOOOT"
Finally, the guy next to him says:
"Hey man, can you please stop farting and lower your headphones?"
2007-01-27 00:55:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha......serves him right
2007-01-27 01:05:09 · answer #1 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
This actually happened though. My mate and me had PE ( Gym class to americans ) and we were doing athletics as we were both very good but he had eaten a dodgy kebab the night before and you all know what that can do. Any way just before we had to do a times run for the 400m in order to qualify for the school athletics team he really needed the loo. So he goes off and just before the start he comes back looking relieved. This doesnt last long though as when he starts running the feeling comes back but it makes him run the fastest 400m he has run, 51 seconds, 3 seconds faster than his previous best and he was farting all the way. Was just like having NoS injection. lol
2007-01-29 14:39:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I'm slow. It took me about 5 minutes to understand that. But that's funny.
9/10.
2007-01-27 03:03:08 · answer #3 · answered by United 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny 8/10
2007-01-27 02:16:21 · answer #4 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Good one! How embarrassing though. 10/10
2007-01-27 01:21:19 · answer #5 · answered by Mallory B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i grew to become into in the keep searching for a birthday card for my buddy. right here grew to become right into a female interior reach along with her son who grew to become into perhaps 4 years previous or so. I felt a fart so I pushed it out. It grew to become into long and distinctly loud. the female tried to courteously faux that no longer something befell yet her son needed no area of that. He began to ask her..."Mommy, did you are trying this?" "Mommy, grew to become into which you?" The greater she tried to quiet him, the greater continual he grew to become. She grew to become into so embarrassed that i could no longer help yet chortle.
2016-09-28 01:30:57 · answer #6 · answered by schiraldi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Nasty though! 10/10!
2007-01-27 01:02:23 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!! ROTFLMAO!!!! That was funny. 10/10
2007-01-27 01:40:08 · answer #8 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the essence of fart!!!
2007-01-28 13:11:14 · answer #9 · answered by Kev 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didn't even make the scale
2007-01-27 01:35:25 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Poor guy!!! I know how that is!! ha ha ha
2007-01-27 01:05:36 · answer #11 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋