waiting for their pilot and co pilot to arrive. eventually the door at the back of the plane opens and these two men in navy uniforms enter. they walk up the length of the plane, one of them tapping a white stick in front of him, the other being led by a guidedog. the nervous passengers look at each other muttering this has to be a prank etc. but the two men enter the cockpit and the passengers hear the engines starting and next thing they know they are taxiing on to the runway. the plane picks up speed to prepare for take off. the passengers in the window seats suddenly notice the plane is heading straight for a large stretch of water at the side of the runway. everybody screams and then the plane gently lifts off and everything is normal. meanwhile in the cockpit one man says to the other "you know jim one of these days theyll scream too late and we'll all die!"
2007-01-27 00:32:35 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-27 03:05:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
because of the fact the timid pasangers on the airplane did no longer call for to be taken returned to the gate after the 1st hour or 2. If a airplane is going to be on the tarmack, it shoudl be required to take off interior a optimum of one hours time or be back to the gate for the passengers to unboard the airplane until their is the skill to take off. If the airline won't try this themselves out of basic sence, then it's time the people take it into their very own arms and insist this ensue. greater desirable than 2 hours waiting on the tarmack shoudl be considered "merciless and weird and wonderful punishment". To make concerns worse, the people have been advised that they have got not got any grounds to sue the airline for their rediculous debockle? Their shoudl be a classification action regulation in shape against any airline who makes their passengers wait greater desirable than 2-3 hours on the tarmack. the place is the ACLU in this one? they are throughout circumstances that have little value different than their very own exposure. Time for them to make themselves clever and sue the airways fro this one.
2016-11-27 21:53:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am pretty sure that I have flown on a plane with these two pilots ,on landing they hit the ground with such a bounce that it almost took-off again LOL
2007-01-27 02:46:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have no cause to be afraid or panic so long you never hear the pilot scream MAY DAY! MAY DAY!!. Or were they already thinking probably one of those GENEROUS FRIENDS of US from the Arab world has successfully beat the homeland security to it once again.
2007-01-27 03:02:44 · answer #4 · answered by MAFOKOCHIZHI 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-27 00:50:52 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Bloody Ha, actually its getting to the start of the runway that needs skill, the autopilot can deal with the flying bit.
2007-01-27 00:37:59 · answer #6 · answered by Tom Cobbley 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I chose a seat with loads of leg room once, Someone told me I was in their seat, I obviously denied liking the extra space.....He told me to fly the plane then!!!
2007-01-27 00:36:27 · answer #7 · answered by jim G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I've flown with that airline. It's so old that the pilots name name is Pontious. It's the only aircraft I've been on with an outside toilet.
2007-01-27 02:02:17 · answer #8 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was good....I wasn't expecting the punchline. Very funny. 10/10.
2007-01-27 01:42:27 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never sit in the seat,, that has half a steering wheel,, and JUMP LEADS!!!!!
2007-01-27 00:51:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋