A stranger goes into a bar. Sits down next to a local who orders a shot gets up,goes upstairs,jumps off the balcony, and after a moment comes right back in the door, After a few times doing this the local says to the stranger, "This here's magical whiskey. I bet you I can jump off of the 2nd floor, and not get hurt. If I survive you buy my next drink". the stranger agrees, so the local goes up to the balcony jumps off and after a minute walks right back in the front door. Amazed the guy buys his drink. " I gotta try that stuff says the stranger." He buys a shot, jumps off the balcony and falls to his death. The bartender shakes his head and says" you know Superman you're a real jerk when you're drunk."
2007-01-27 00:09:09 · 13 answers · asked by ILLput MY idONlaterWITHxox 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
obvious no need to guess. It's just funny
2007-01-27 00:10:33 · update #1
that's a good joke; I never knew people in Metropolis were so mean!
2007-01-27 00:43:23 · answer #1 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superman is a hunky piece of jerky he he....when he's drunk....u got that off a movie.
2007-01-27 11:14:54 · answer #2 · answered by fairy_girl55 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch.
2007-01-27 08:40:37 · answer #3 · answered by Lizzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
superman thats who
2007-01-27 08:24:50 · answer #4 · answered by Dean B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not even funny
2007-01-27 09:38:55 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that'll learn ya
2007-01-27 09:28:23 · answer #6 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...very funny! lol
2007-01-27 08:44:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah i love it
2007-01-27 08:17:19 · answer #8 · answered by BetsyLauren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious!!! LOL!!!
2007-01-27 13:36:50 · answer #9 · answered by LadyL 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-27 08:50:03 · answer #10 · answered by CAC. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋