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I could go back in time and put on a laser show for the followers of Jesus. Would that be better then turning water in to wine?


Sure i cant bring back the dead. But the laser show would get a bigger crowd!!!!!!(at nite)

2007-01-26 21:28:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Better yet, send Criss Angel back in time. If people today actually think he preforms "real" magic, imagine how amazed people of the past would be!

2007-01-26 21:33:50 · answer #1 · answered by i luv teh fishes 7 · 1 1

If I could go back in time, I think I would do the world a favour and have video proof of all the feats that Jesus was said to have "performed" instead of just providing a free laser show to broke dead beats.

2007-01-27 05:35:23 · answer #2 · answered by Lief Tanner 5 · 1 0

Why do you think a laser show would get a bigger crowd than raising the dead?

I'd much rather see the latter, and I think a lot of other people would too.

Laser show? Boring!

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2007-01-27 05:32:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 3

You will see the laser show of all laser shows when Jesus returns.

2007-01-27 05:33:48 · answer #4 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 3 3

Pink Floyd on the blasters and lasers on the wall. WoooHOOO

2007-01-27 05:34:26 · answer #5 · answered by Troubled Troll 4 · 3 1

How about a laser show *AND* wine?

2007-01-27 05:32:27 · answer #6 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 1 3

I was thinking of doing a live hip-hop show myself... can we go back together.. it'd be a real cool psychedelic show! maybe jesus can breakdance, though I think he is more of a graffiti artist... Just don't give him a mic!

2007-01-27 05:33:17 · answer #7 · answered by Invisible_Flags 6 · 0 3

The Hell show will be better

And you will get a leading role-----------practice saying

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It burns it burns

Satan loves your question and is ready to call you home-----Hell hounds on your trail boy.

2007-01-27 07:27:49 · answer #8 · answered by Lover of God 3 · 0 1

God probably beat you to it!

2007-01-27 05:32:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I can turn water into urine.

2007-01-27 05:38:35 · answer #10 · answered by Just Ask Ashley 2 · 1 3

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