Top 10 Reasons Why SLEEP Is Better Than S.E.X!?

Question

10. You don't feel guilty about doing it alone.

9. No one ever starts rumors about how much you sleep.

8. You don't feel like a total loser if you didn't get any.

7. You don't have to pay for sleep.

6. You don't need to sleep after sleeping.

5. You can sleep for eight hours straight.

4. You can sleep in church.

3. Your teddy bear never complains.

2. While you're asleep you can have sex with anyone you want.

1. It's legal to sleep in any position in all 50 states!

Answer 1

No.

10. You don't feel guilty about doing it alone.
I feel bad when I don't even bother to find my loyal fox beanie baby to sleep with. All these years covering my eyes, and I don't even bother to spend ten seconds searching for him so he doesn't have to sleep on the cold floor.

9. No one ever starts rumors about how much you sleep.
They will if you sleep TOO much! Or too little. Too much, and there are rumors about depression. Too little, and people whisper about them being an insomniac, especially if they spend all their time playing WoW.

8. You don't feel like a total loser if you didn't get any.
Sleep deprivation makes you feel all SORTS of crazy things!

7. You don't have to pay for sleep.
Ambien costs $5 a pill. A warm, safe place to sleep costs even more.

6. You don't need to sleep after sleeping.
Yes you do. In fact, people develop disorders. They sleep too much, like 14 hours, and when they wake up, they still feel tired and want to sleep more. I've had days where I get up from a lot of sleep, and can't help napping the whole day because the sleep made me tired and groggy.

5. You can sleep for eight hours straight.
Not if you have certain sleep disorders, like sleep apnea, restless leg syndrome, and dogs.

4. You can sleep in church.
Depends on the church. Some have loud, sudden noises like the songs and sermons, and many have hard, uncomfortable pews.

3. Your teddy bear never complains.
Yes. That's true. My teddy bear loves me more than anyone I know.

2. While you're asleep you can have sex with anyone you want.
Dreams really don't work that way.

1. It's legal to sleep in any position in all 50 states!
A friend of mine got arrested for sleeping behind the wheel of his car. Vehicular manslaughter and driving under the influence of Ambien. Horrible, nasty, convoluted case. Behind-the-wheel-of-a-car is definitely NOT a legal sleeping position to assume.

Answer 2

I am for sleep too. I am 2 young[13] to be having sex!!!!!

Answer 3

I probe U with dream even as U are sound asleep........say gas Cylinder! humorous, I pass over Elva Hsiao deepy madly truthly day and evening yet I have not been dreaming about her one unmarried circumstances. humorous yeah, no longer even one unmarried moist dream such as her. hahahaha hahahah hhahaha stress? imao my S! the most perfect answer of all suitable 10.

Answer 4

Good observations. Funny!

Answer 5

also, you can pretty much say just about anything you want while you sleep, what's "muttered" is almost always forgiveable, & does not require an answer; whereas during sex, it can make or break you:
do you like that?
does it feel good?
is it in?
are we/you done?
what's your name?

Answer 6

oh my god there all sooo true !! your amazing but id still rather have a good play with my hubby tho ;0) x

Answer 7

Haha, thats awesome.. fuinniest sh*t I read in ages... thanx for the laugh

Answer 8

sounds like you slap the jacker quite often

Answer 9

WOW, I CAN'T WAIT TO SHARE THIS WITH THE GUYS AT THE OFFICE TOMORROW...YEAH RIGHT...

Answer 10

I go with sex :)