What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck>??
A milk float
told ya in was funny the toilets that way>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :O)
2007-01-26 19:22:57 · 19 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.. i cant hold on any longer... hahaha (i'm going that way>>>>)
here r some to make u go that way>>>>
Q:What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hooker?
A: A two-ton pickup.
Q:What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
A: SwimmingTrunks.
Q:What do you get when you cross a python with a porcupine?
A: Ten feet of barbed wire.
Q:What do you get if you cross rabbits and termites?
A: Bugs bunnies
2007-01-26 19:33:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
6/10.
2007-01-28 05:07:47 · answer #2 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow I think I need to break out the big words to describe that joke.... how about the word preposterous.
2007-01-27 03:37:46 · answer #3 · answered by lilnif 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it certainly made me laugh not out loud mind you but a sort of inner laugh,you know the sort that you know you shouldnt but just cant help it.ha ha there i have laufghed out loud and am not ashamed of it. keep the silly ones coming mate.
2007-01-27 04:11:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad 8/10
2007-01-27 03:27:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt get the bit about the 'funny the toilets way'... what does that mean??????
2007-01-27 11:37:06 · answer #6 · answered by bessy_1962 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No no no, I didn't laugh! You syked me up and then gave me that!!!!!! I held tight and didn't go anywhere. I wore tena lady and did not pee?!!! Call yourself funny do you?
2007-01-27 03:28:51 · answer #7 · answered by Banny Grasher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was extremely bad. Please run your jokes by a 6 year old first to see if they laugh before you put us through this again. Thanx.
2007-01-27 03:38:42 · answer #8 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am still holding
2007-01-27 09:01:33 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm, not really funny now was it?
2007-01-27 03:30:22 · answer #10 · answered by Glenn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋