Ways To Annoy Public Bathroom Friends
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. "Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. "Damn, this water is cold."
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the txilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. "Now how did that get there?"
8. "Hummus. Reminds me of hummus."
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
10. "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
2007-01-26 18:37:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a few more that i just thought of
12. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!"
13. "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
14. "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your bxtt cheeks.
16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
2007-01-26 18:40:28 · update #1
got grandson for weekend as usual will try tomorrow early. but no promises
2007-01-26 18:42:05 · update #2
good start lol 10/10
2007-01-26 19:24:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great 9/10
2007-01-26 19:13:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whenever I read this on other sites I always burst out laughing. I love these things. (Like 10 things to do in an elevator ect....)
2007-01-26 19:00:31 · answer #3 · answered by Michelle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol those are good! 10/10
2007-01-26 18:44:57 · answer #4 · answered by Rascal_Flatts_Fanatic! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are awesome! lol !
Looking forward to seeing you on Monday!
Have a Great weekend with your grandson!!!
2007-01-26 19:30:39 · answer #5 · answered by hey you 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-26 22:41:58 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
genius!! i love these types of jokes!
but the real question is..has anyone ACTUALLY done these things??????
i couldnt do it personally,but would split my sides if i'd met someone who did!! lol
2007-01-28 12:36:19 · answer #7 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good well worth the effort
2007-01-27 01:04:15 · answer #8 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny ones
2007-01-26 21:35:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-26 20:25:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋