An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir wasn’t used to the salt in American food (French fries, cheese, etc.) and was constantly sending his man-servant, Abdul, to fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water. But finally he returned empty-handed.
"Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water??" demanded the Grand Emir.
"A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul, "But a man is sitting on the well."
2007-01-26 18:28:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not 1 of ur best i did smile 8/10
2007-01-26 19:26:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
keep smilin'.
2007-01-26 20:28:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
worth a little chuckle.
2007-01-26 18:33:30 · answer #3 · answered by ofgatorline_1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2007-01-26 18:36:02 · answer #4 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well its clean water before use so it would not make him ill or taste funny.
2007-01-26 18:35:40 · answer #5 · answered by marmaduke9731 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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umm
ok ok ok I get it!
Im a little slow tonight
that was grody! LOL
2007-01-26 18:34:04 · answer #6 · answered by Ashley P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...yea dats funny....althoe i didnt get it at first....lol
2007-01-26 18:41:18 · answer #7 · answered by trigz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow I really miss the THUMBS DOWN!!!!!
2007-01-26 18:34:24 · answer #8 · answered by ?only?me? 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
sorry not funny
2007-01-27 01:05:55 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-26 22:44:06 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋