2007-01-26 17:53:10 · 8 answers · asked by ღρяσυ∂ мυѕℓιмαнღ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why do blondes avoid vibrators? .... they chip their teeth
Okay, how about a clean one:
What did the blond say when she saw a bowl of cherios? .... hey, look, donut seeds.
Why are blond jokes 1 liners? ... so men can remember them
(Personally, I don't think that's funny)
A blonde and a brunette were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the brunette. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the blonde.
Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. So the blond hands the brunette the money.
"I can't take your money," said the brunette. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the blonde. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
2007-01-31 00:29:59 · answer #1 · answered by Howard K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
-She kept throwing out the Ws
How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
-There's white-out on the screen.
How can you tell the blonde is a waitress?
-There's a tampon behind her ear, and she's looking for her pen.
What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
-Not everyone has been in a 747.
2007-01-27 08:31:41 · answer #2 · answered by altoidninja 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy gets to know a blonde girl at a party. They seem to hit it off very well. The guy asks her if she wants to sleep with him. She says no, I only have sex.
2007-01-27 14:07:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
(From my beautiful blonde daughter!)
A very pretty blonde walking on the footpath, listening to her Walkman, suddenly staggered. She searched frantically through her bag, eventually pulled out two batteries, struggled to get them into her player, dropped one, scrabbled for it ... and collapsed.
A young man nearby had seen all this, and hurried to help her.
Sadly, she was no longer breathing.
Curious about why she had been so desperate to get new batteries, he put them in her Walkman and switched it on. He heard,
"Breathe in...breathe out...breath in...breathe out...breathe in...
2007-01-27 02:09:08 · answer #4 · answered by Journeyman 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is THE BEST Blonde joke ever !!!!
Why do Blondes wake-up with bruises around their belly buttons?
'cause Blonde guys aren't that bright either
LMAO !!!! Your Welcome ... and thats my own.. :o)
2007-01-27 03:08:12 · answer #5 · answered by Poppa_/|\_Cookie_ 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what's d first thing a blonde does when she gets up in d morning?
Ans: she goes home
2007-01-27 03:37:40 · answer #6 · answered by goyal_pranav40341 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
being blone is a joke in itself.
2007-01-27 02:32:23 · answer #7 · answered by sexyquonny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are two companies that are joining fed-ex and ups there new company name is fed-up!lol
2007-01-27 12:24:13 · answer #8 · answered by dude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋