A Hindu, a rabbi & a lawyer are travelling together. They stop at a farmhouse & ask to spend the night.
The farmer says he only has room for two & one will have to sleep in the barn.
The Hindu says, "OK, I'll go to the barn". A few minutes later, he comes back & says, "There's a cow in the barn. Cows are sacred & I can't sleep with a sacred animal."
So, the rabbi agrees to sleep in the barn. He returns in a few minutes, explaining, "There's a pig in the barn. Pigs are unclean & my beliefs won't allow me to sleep with an unclean animal."
Finally, the lawyer agrees to go to the barn. A few minutes later, there's a knock at the door and...
2007-01-26 17:47:49 · 7 answers · asked by WillyC 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and the pig and the
cow entered...
2007-01-26 18:05:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't get into the barn--the cow and the pig refuse to sleep with me.
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2007-01-27 02:08:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the lawyer says "there is a womans corpse in the barn".. the farmer replies "yeah she's my wife and she's still fresh, shes only been there a fortnight, if u want to sleep with her it will cost u 5 bucks"
2007-01-27 02:25:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and says...I represent the Cow & the Pig & I've come to serve papers on you both for religious discrimination!
2007-01-27 01:53:56 · answer #4 · answered by bejay 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the lawyer stands at the door explaining " I have been hired by a animal activist to serve notice on you both for animal rights abuse"
2007-01-27 01:55:56 · answer #5 · answered by sanjeev 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the pig said I cannot sleep with the opposition
2007-01-27 02:08:44 · answer #6 · answered by MamaJupe 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the cow and pig threw him out
2007-01-27 09:17:22 · answer #7 · answered by Lori 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋