A man walked into a Texas bar and ordered a beer just as President Bush came on the TV. After a few sips he looked up at the screen and mumbled, "Now there's the biggest horse's patute I've ever seen."
Immediately a customer at the end of the bar got up, walked over, decked him, and left.
A few minutes later, the man was finishing his beer when Laura Bush appeared on the TV.
"Nope, I was wrong. She's the biggest horse's patute I've ever seen," he said.
A customer from the other end of the bar got up, walked over, and knocked him off his stool again.
"Darnit!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be Bush country."
"Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!"
2007-01-26 17:05:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bwahahahahahah! really funny...keep 'em coming!
2007-01-26 17:11:44 · answer #1 · answered by (^_^) 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha, funny.
what's a horse's patute?
2007-01-26 17:30:32 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ ҜẴŘ€Ŋ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL.. hahaha.. thats quite a good joke.. thx for the laugh.
2007-01-26 17:14:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I'll be darned. that was funny!
2007-01-26 17:39:32 · answer #4 · answered by bejay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-01-26 17:51:54 · answer #5 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehe.
2007-01-26 17:12:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2007-01-26 17:13:52 · answer #7 · answered by stan w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
more... more post more.... ha ha ha
2007-01-26 20:37:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP EM COMIN!!!!!!!!
2007-01-26 18:34:31 · answer #9 · answered by Rascal_Flatts_Fanatic! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-26 18:01:48 · answer #10 · answered by big_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋