tell me how u likem, youll only get it if your a musican.
How can you tell there is a drummer at your door?
He'll start to slow down!
What is a guitarist with out a girl friend?
Homeless!
one more for the geek like me, all be suprised if anyone gets this:
One day, silver and gold are hanging out at the bar, then helium comes and says: Au! (as in hay you)
more music ones
How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five: one to handle the bulb, and the other four to tell him how much better they could've done it.
"Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
"Oh, about a half a beat behind the drummer
thats all fro now!
2007-01-26 16:26:05 · 6 answers · asked by silentpanda,quickbunny 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Classic, just classic. My dad's a highschool band teacher, and I'm sure he'll just love these.
2007-01-26 16:38:46 · answer #1 · answered by Beck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, i love them! lol, but for the drummer one, the version i heard was...
How can you tell there is a drummer at your door?
the knocking gets louder and faster
but yeah, these were great, non- muso's wouldnt get them though!
rock on!!!
2007-01-27 00:39:46 · answer #2 · answered by Bethany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these jokes are a little diluted, but I get them. (oh no! I'm turning into a geek!)
2007-01-27 00:36:29 · answer #3 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great keep it up 10/10
2007-01-27 02:06:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-01-27 01:07:22 · answer #5 · answered by stan w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good stuff
2007-01-27 00:32:16 · answer #6 · answered by IAmTheWalrus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋