2007-01-26 16:17:07 · 12 answers · asked by your wonderwall 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My mom's husband accidently mistook a tube of Desitin (butt cream) for toothpaste. He was in the bathroom for like an hour trying to get it out of his mouth. He didn't want to tell my mom why he was in there for so long because he said she would laugh at him. Needless to say, we all about busted a gut over that one. Why do people tell on themselves when they do something like that? If it was me that one would have went with me to the grave.
2007-01-26 16:30:04 · answer #1 · answered by Bean62960 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dear live, The funniest thing that happened to me involved my pet fantailed goldfish nemo,hes such a ham(for a fish) I was feeding him a fish food pellet,he came right up to the top of the water and opened his mouth so,sI could drop the pellet right smack into his mouth, well,this cracked me up,it was one funny thing!
2007-01-26 17:07:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me and my friend new my other friends stardoll account and password so we got on her account and we made her me doll have a blonde mowhak, a unibrow, black skin, a booger, and a heart goatee. UGLY. Then we called her and told her to get on her account and when she looked at it she called us evil turds! But luckily she didnt care and we all laughed are heads off. if you have an account look up kabuki_girl. ( that is the one we pranked).
2007-01-26 16:25:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I spilt Andy's frozen custard all down my silk shirt.
2007-01-26 17:48:14 · answer #4 · answered by Kaylin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I laughed juice came out my nose.
2007-01-26 16:25:51 · answer #5 · answered by Jennifer S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
alot of things.... my friends came over today and we had a hella of a funny day
2007-01-26 16:20:20 · answer #6 · answered by fire.kisser 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I shaved my pubic area yesterday & today I am in funny situation with everybody since newly growing throne kind of hairs are puting me in awkward situation!
2007-01-26 16:24:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
today?... i don't think so... oh well.... i was at walmart with my dad and sister...i was exhausted because my mom is at the hospital and i stayed with her all night anyway...my bestfriend was calling me and i kept ignoring her calls...and mumbling to myself how annoying it was..whe i turn around she was standing close to me the whole time!!!! embaassing!!!
2007-01-26 16:22:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I woke up and realized I was still alive.
2007-01-26 17:35:52 · answer #9 · answered by glow33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my girlfriend took a picture of me and put it on a bodybuilder's body on photoshop, then she posted it on my myspace
2007-01-26 16:39:39 · answer #10 · answered by i buy my marmots on Ebay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋