I'd like a Barbie doll for my daughter," said the woman to the sales assistant "can you show me what you have?"
"Certainly madam. This is Barbie with her scuba diving gear at £9.50, here's Barbie dressed for the disco at £12, this is Barbie ready for the beach at £12 or there's divorced Barbie at £150."
"WHAT!" exclaimed the woman, "why is divorced Barbie so expensive?"
"Oh, that's easy to explain," replied the sales assistant....."divorced Barbie comes with the house, Ken's car, Ken's trailer and all Ken's other possessions." :)
2007-01-26 13:27:29 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
!!! ROTFL !!!
I have a newly separated mate, and this one is going to bring such a smile to her face. It'll make a happy change...
Thanks :D
2007-01-26 13:33:37 · answer #1 · answered by phoenix2frequent 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Ken got screwed! 10/10!
2007-01-26 13:34:26 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yaaaa, Ken got punked!!! That plastic biatch took everything!!!.... Great Joke!!!
2007-01-26 13:37:07 · answer #3 · answered by Kitty Lucy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought you were going to say cause divorces are worth it.
2007-01-26 13:42:05 · answer #4 · answered by Richard Cranium 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-16 18:15:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for that, may offend others, but made me smile, hope you get some points for that.
How nice for people on this site to have a laugh and joke together.
2007-01-26 14:32:29 · answer #6 · answered by Dr David 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny at all, I'm divorced.......btw I'm the one who wanted and filed. Still lost way too much
2007-01-26 13:33:21 · answer #7 · answered by six_foot_2_midget 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL
That's the best one I've read today.
2007-01-27 00:35:25 · answer #8 · answered by Vampire Lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that wasnt that great but it gave me a giggle hhehe
2007-01-26 13:33:51 · answer #9 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad but true.
2007-01-26 13:33:22 · answer #10 · answered by fatherf.lotski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋