1.The picture on your driver's license will cry.
2.The stars you see will be in Alpha Centari,instead of the Milky Way.
3.The Elephant Man will think you're his twin.
Think of any others?
2007-01-26 13:21:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just in case SOME of you don't know,Alpha Centari is the NEXT galaxy over from ours.
2007-01-26 13:29:28 · update #1
4) Your seeing eye dog won't be able to see straight.
2007-01-26 13:30:54 · answer #1 · answered by alan w 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. You'll be eating toe jam for breakfast.
2. You'll make a new-born rhino look like a kitten.
3. Your mother will notice you for the first time.
4. Your father will think you're HIS mother.
etc., etc.
2007-01-26 21:56:03 · answer #2 · answered by thetruthteller 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will land up across the country-(or at least 3 states away)-depending on how mad you make me- and land so hard that your body impression will be left behind for years to come on the ground.
2007-01-26 21:32:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You'll need a jacket, because it's cold down there on the ground.
2007-01-27 08:09:15 · answer #4 · answered by Kate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... Your head will spin out of orbit!
... All your bones will turn to dust!
... You would not need a lip job!
... Yo Mamma felt it!
... That there would be a SONIC BOOM!!!
... Mortal Kombat's Ultimate Fatality would be a chick flick!
... Ect...
2007-01-26 21:32:11 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty Lucy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll hit me so hard that your fist will break the space/time continuum and kill Amelia Earhart.
2007-01-26 21:34:34 · answer #6 · answered by Richard Cranium 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will hit you so hard ....
....that Chuck Norris will get scared.
....that you will poop your pants.
....it will straighten out your pubic hairs.
....that Tina Turner would want to marry me.
....that James Brown will come back to life and yell, "Oou!"
2007-01-26 22:16:03 · answer #7 · answered by John P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll hit you so hard, I'll hit you so hard.
Here's one from the Disney's Mulan movie:
I'll hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy.
Emphasis on "ancestors."
2007-01-26 21:35:07 · answer #8 · answered by T.VO 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll hit you so hard when you wake up your clothes will be out of style.
2007-01-26 21:27:07 · answer #9 · answered by Emiliza 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Your momma is so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin
2007-01-26 21:34:12 · answer #10 · answered by six_foot_2_midget 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋