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Three men were sitting on the commuter train going home.
"When I get in, I'm going to pour myself a double whisky, put my feet up and relax" said the first man.

"Well I'm going to strip off, get into the sauna and sweat out all the tension of the day," said the second man.

"And when I get in, I'm going to take the wife's knickers off," said the third man.

The other two looked at him and winked.
"You're a randy old devil," they said laughing.

"No, no, no, they're just too tight for me," he replied. :)

2007-01-26 13:20:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

It must be great being a woman fidgety because you can wear no underwear and be considered wild and sexy.A man,on the other hand who does the same thing is merely thought of as disgusting
Don't you agree?

2007-01-27 00:28:15 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1 0

That's cute, when I got off of work today, I had to pay $750 to get my car fixed. What a wonderful Friday!!

2007-01-26 15:33:17 · answer #2 · answered by Sara H 2 · 0 0

Thanks for the joke! It was hilarious! When I got off work today, my daughter and I went to Michaels (a craft store) and then we went and got a subway sandwich, got home and been on the computer since.

2007-01-26 13:37:58 · answer #3 · answered by Looney 4 · 0 0

LOL
9/10
I think I must be different 'cos when I get home I put my wifes' knickers ON. I thought everyone did.(not put my wifes knickers on you understand but their own wives' knickers if they'e got one that is). ooo!!! my god I've gone mad!!!!!!!
Keep smilin'.

2007-01-26 20:41:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hahaha. Love it!

2007-01-26 13:28:15 · answer #5 · answered by Emiliza 2 · 0 0

HAHAHA love it! 10/10

2007-01-26 13:27:32 · answer #6 · answered by Smo 4 · 0 0

very good full marks

2007-01-27 01:07:46 · answer #7 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0 0

good one

2007-01-26 17:32:37 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

haha

2007-01-26 13:40:15 · answer #9 · answered by wasn't going 2 3 · 0 0

I don't go to work, i go to school!

2007-01-26 13:26:30 · answer #10 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 0 0

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