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It was Saturday night and three sisters were going out with their boyfriends.
"Bye mum," said the first sister, "I'm going out with Chas to listen to jazz."
Moments later the second sister came to say goodbye.
"I'm going out with Lance to dance."
Then the third sister walked in.
"Bye mum, I'm going out with Chuck."
"Oh no!" exclaimed the mother quickly. "You're not going anywhere." :)

2007-01-26 13:05:32 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

28 answers

how does mom know.....hmmmm, is she joining in?

2007-01-26 14:25:39 · answer #1 · answered by wasn't going 2 3 · 0 0

Whoops took me awhile to get it. To make it more clear, you should have said, 'Bye, mum, I'm going out with chuck to--'

2007-01-26 13:21:10 · answer #2 · answered by Smo 4 · 1 0

Don't you feel sorry for the third sister fidgety.Really down on her LUCK.I suppose her mother made her stay in and read a BOOK.!
Doesn't life SUCK sometimes?

2007-01-26 22:45:03 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0 0

Her Mom doesn't want her to ride in Chuck's Truck???
teehee O.K. It's an oldie, but still funny.

2007-01-26 13:10:48 · answer #4 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 2 0

Good

2007-01-26 19:04:44 · answer #5 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0 0

LOL
8/10
Oldie but goodie-made me laugh-must be the way you tell'em.
Keep tryin'
Keep smilin'.

2007-01-26 16:45:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

they don't go out with anybody cos they w'd meet outside together 4 fun.

2007-01-26 13:14:00 · answer #7 · answered by robert KS LEE. 6 · 0 0

It's rhymes. Chaz - Jazz
Lance - Dance
Chuck - obviously

2007-01-26 13:10:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

oooo lol i get it!!! the rhymes and stuff so she thinks her daughter is going with chuck to f*ck lol that took like 1 second :) its awesome!!! and funny lol

2007-01-26 13:09:49 · answer #9 · answered by vampire_mistress_13 2 · 3 0

thats sooo funny

2007-01-30 11:03:45 · answer #10 · answered by richardgriffindundee 2 · 0 0

and if she was going out with Chuckie, she'd be going to get lucky.

2007-01-26 13:28:24 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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