a patient was running around the mental hospital going beep beep get out the way,another patient said to the doctor why does he do that day in day out ?the doctor says well he thinks he is a car.
the patient says why don't you tell him he's not?
the doctor replies are you mad i get £5 a week for washing him.
2007-01-26 12:12:53 · 13 answers · asked by gundaewoo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute. You get a star.
2007-01-26 13:21:54 · answer #1 · answered by Smo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I've been in a psych hospital, every door automatically locks behind you, and you have to have a special key to get in. Someones always awake, and the cameras are motion detected, the slightest move and they know, plus there is someone always at the desk. Nice question though =-)
2016-05-24 03:37:19 · answer #2 · answered by Phyllis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That must be the same paitent who bumps into mad Mary laying asleep on the coridor follr and says, oh no, road kill, goes on a bit and bumps into Strange mike pointing his finger at her, and says oh no speed camera. and afterwards bumps into george, naked with an erection, and says oh no, breathaliser.
2007-01-26 12:22:57 · answer #3 · answered by DAVID C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA! I'm cringing (in a good way) and laughing like a moron!
2007-01-26 12:45:29 · answer #4 · answered by eli 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheap, cheap at half the price !
2007-01-26 12:19:52 · answer #5 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i ge it! It took me a while to but i got it
2007-01-26 12:19:56 · answer #6 · answered by shydreamer2012 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-26 20:43:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! not bad
2007-01-26 12:18:58 · answer #8 · answered by Gandalf 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...it was okay...8/10
2007-01-26 12:35:23 · answer #9 · answered by agelikewine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-26 23:00:31 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋