Did you hear Michael Jackson is broke? Yeah, he had to use his ToysRUs Card to bail himself out of jail the last time!
Did you hear Michael Jackson has a new endorsement? He switched from Pepsi to SQUIRT!
Do you know what another name for the King of Pop is? A kind,generous, caring nice white woman with dark hair.
2007-01-26 11:54:13 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh yea they're good!
here's a few good ones I know, dunno If you've heard them
-what does Michael Jackson and a dog sh!t have in common? they both eventually turn white..
-what does Michael Jackson say to his credit card? 'sung'> you are not alone I am plastic too...
-what does Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common? they are both white,plastic,and dangerous to children...
-what's Michael Jacksons worst nightmare? sunbaking incase he melts...
hope you liked them lol
2007-01-26 13:29:28 · answer #1 · answered by ¸•¨*•.¸AnGeL¸.•*¨•¸ 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Michael Jackson, Nelson Mandela, and George Bush have been on a airplane with 20 youngsters. The airplane is approximately to crash yet there are in user-friendly terms 20 parachutes! Nelson says "we could supply them to the babies". George says " Screw the babies" and Michael says " sure sure yet will we've sufficient time?"
2016-11-27 20:52:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats a bit slack 5 out of 10
2007-01-26 12:18:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What is Michael Jackson's favorite Elton John song?
Don't let your son go down on me.
2007-01-26 11:59:21 · answer #4 · answered by Retired From Y!A 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny ones! 8/10!
2007-01-26 11:57:38 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
here is another good one
a few days ago i got a new radio for my car. when i sasy rap it plays rap music, if i say rock, jit will play rock music. yesterday, a few kids ran in front of my car and almost made me crash, Fu**ing kids i yelled. the radio played michal jackson.
2007-01-26 14:10:00 · answer #6 · answered by MiSSkASiA♥ 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'd like to hear some 'Rolls Hagen' jokes -- see how you like it.
At least Michael was a household name -- unlike yourself.
2007-01-26 11:59:38 · answer #7 · answered by marmat16az 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
on a scale of 1-10... how old is Michael's bf
2007-01-26 11:58:19 · answer #8 · answered by T 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hahaha! Not bad got any more?? I had one but I always forget the punchline...lmao
2007-01-26 11:57:36 · answer #9 · answered by me! 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Michael Jackson is talented, rich and famous and you're not....oops I guess the joke's on you!! LOL
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2007-01-26 13:49:25 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 5⤋