Do you fart in front of your wife?

Question

Or do you wait until it is your turn?

Answer 1

If I ever get married, I will try not to fart before my wife every time. In the days of equality in which we live, women ought to have fair time to go first.
--That Cheeky Lad

Answer 2

I dont have a wife but my dad does. He farts in front of my mom all the time.

Answer 3

Between us ,it's an all out war, we lettum rip,Heads under the covers...the whole nine yrds.We have a stink cup....Fart in it, then quickly cover it with foil an rubberband. It will hold the odor!!

Answer 4

Uh, we're comfortable enough in our marriage to realize that it's a normal bodily function. Fart when needed.

Answer 5

My fella does not fart, hardly ever, and very rarely in my presence.
However, I more than make up for him! He thinks its gross and quite often has to leave the room.
I think I need a bum-cork!!

Answer 6

We try to fart at the same time so neither of us feels left out.

Answer 7

I fart in front of my husband so of course he farts in front of me..its a competition of male vs. female and England vs. America in my house.

Answer 8

yes , cos she farts in my face. so what i do instead , i put my hand where the air comes out , and cup it so that i can transfer the smell to her face . ( not very nice ) but normally it makes the wife behave,

Answer 9

My husband has some of the longest farts I know of, he can even play tunes.

Answer 10

Last time i farted in front of her i had a marmalade blow back in my underpants. I'm not making that mishtake again