A pastor gets up one Sunday morning and notices that the weather is perfect for golf. So he calls in sick to work and heads to the golf course several counties away, so no one will recognize him. God and an angel are sitting around talking about this as he prepares to tee off. The angel asks God, "Are you going to strike him with lightning?" God says "no" The angel asks, "Make him lose all his balls?" God says "no, watch this" At point the pastor hits the ball and its a perfect Hole-in-One! The angel asked God "Why would you do that?" God replys "Whose he gonna tell about it?"
2007-01-26 11:30:46 · 24 answers · asked by misskenzie12 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!!! That God is one smart god.
2007-01-26 12:12:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This blonde is following a sander on an icy road. at the next stoplight she honks the horn and motions to the diver pointing at the back of his truck , the truckdriver gives her a bewildered look and drives on .The next light again , the blonde honks the horn and points at the back of the truck.One more light and the blonde jumps out and gets up to the drivers window and says:Do you know you are loosing all that sand on your truck ?
2007-01-26 11:55:56 · answer #2 · answered by Maka 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last time I played golf with God, he wasn't very good at all.
2007-01-26 11:37:05 · answer #3 · answered by marmat16az 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-26 11:59:13 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it, he went far away so no one will recognise it and when he scored a perfect goal then his punishment is that no one is gonna believe him or he can't tell anyone that he knows and can't express his happiness, good joke 10/10!
2007-01-26 11:55:57 · answer #5 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one
2007-01-26 11:46:29 · answer #6 · answered by chief 1210 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny, 10/10
2007-01-26 11:37:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one miss. I liked it. lol
2007-01-26 12:20:43 · answer #8 · answered by mblangford1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Punishment fit the crime!! lol
2007-01-26 11:56:53 · answer #9 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i laughed when i read people comment but i thought it was good
2007-01-26 11:48:10 · answer #10 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋