A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
2007-01-26 11:26:03 · 17 answers · asked by scott d 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
old but funny
2007-01-26 15:31:06 · answer #1 · answered by couriouscat156 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-26 19:30:59 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i've heard that 1 b4 but it always makes me laugh i love dumb blonde jokes + i have brown hair
2007-01-26 19:55:57 · answer #3 · answered by m.j h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. thats cute and funny. hahhhahahha!!!!! lol thats a good one
2007-01-26 19:34:13 · answer #4 · answered by minispears05 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it many times before
2007-01-26 19:32:18 · answer #5 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-01-30 09:14:02 · answer #6 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2007-01-26 19:43:42 · answer #7 · answered by star 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey i used to tell all my friends that joke and they thought it was hilarious as i still do!! good joke!!!!!!
2007-01-26 20:49:56 · answer #8 · answered by chrysanthemum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it, got boring
2007-01-26 20:05:04 · answer #9 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before
2007-01-26 19:30:46 · answer #10 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋