An old turtle joke?

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A guy answers his doorbell one day and there's a turtle sitting on the front step. The turtle looks up and says "Hey buddy, you're wife's a whore!" So the guy rears back and he kicks the turtle just as hard and far as he can. About a year to the day later, the doorbell rings again. The guy looks down and sees the very same turtle, who says "What'd you do that for?"

2007-01-26 11:00:13 · 4 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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lmao how cute! good joke!

2007-01-26 11:57:39 · answer #1 · answered by chrysanthemum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

lo lheard it before still made me smile

2007-01-26 11:58:36 · answer #2 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

thats sooooooo lame lol

2007-01-26 12:05:38 · answer #3 · answered by m.j h 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋

that was funny

2007-01-26 11:55:39 · answer #4 · answered by Mavrik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋