Medicare Health Insurance, in a nutshell:
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
"Hello."
"Mrs. Ward, please."
"Speaking"
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing
Laboratory.
When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a
Biopsy
from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which
One
Is
your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and
The
other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's
Is."
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs.
Ward.
"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive
tests one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep
With
him."
2007-01-26 10:46:48 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha lol love this one!
2007-01-26 10:57:04 · answer #1 · answered by COlder THaN AlaSka 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i personally think Medicare sucks, my mom and dad are in the same situation with testing and they dont really pay all that much my mom has lupus and they told her it was getting to expensive and would be better if she moved from her home of 30 some odd years to another state, they dont asct like they even care
2007-01-26 19:30:06 · answer #2 · answered by smpkgrene 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got good news and bad news:
The good news is the joke's funny.
The bad news is it's so true.
2007-01-26 19:15:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really liked this. I mailed to some friends so they could get a laugh too. Thanks
2007-01-26 19:17:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-01-26 18:55:24 · answer #5 · answered by RuKuS 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahha lol good one 10/10!!!
2007-01-26 18:58:03 · answer #6 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-01-26 18:53:33 · answer #7 · answered by Dean B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA! LMAO BABY!
2007-01-27 11:41:06 · answer #8 · answered by Jeriyah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! good one..
2007-01-26 18:55:08 · answer #9 · answered by Someone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋