...One sunday afternoon a bartender is closing up shop for the day...he suddently hears a soft knock at the door...he opens up the front door looks around and see’s nothing...he glances down and see’s a snail standing there with a napsack...the snail say’s "hey man i’ve had a rough couple of days...Can I get a beer?" The bartender says..."no i’m sorry, we don’t serve snails here and besides....i’m closin’ up for the day." He shut’s the door and goes back to work.
The following day the bartender hears a familiar knock at the door...he opens the front door and looks down...sure enough there’s the snail again..."Can I get a beer?" the snail asks..."I told you no! we don’t serve snails here!" says the bartender and closes the door.
The day after he hears that same knock...the bartender is furious! He throws down his dish rag...storm’s to the door...and throws it open...looks down and says "what do you want!!??" The snail says "Hey man can I please have a...." and before he can fini
2007-01-26 10:33:04 · 18 answers · asked by ? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I guess you were typing too slow to finish the joke. Here's another snail joke:
A bad gang of snails spot a turtle walking down the road and they hit him over the head and take all his money. So the turtle goes to the police station to fill out a report and the cop says "Can you give me a description of any of these guys?" And the turtle says "No, it all happened so fast,,,"
2007-01-26 10:51:49 · answer #1 · answered by Commander 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think that I have heard this one before, but the guy was throwing the snail over the fence each time, I can't remember how it ends....
2007-01-26 10:54:02 · answer #2 · answered by roger a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looks like u didnt finish the joke. if only the punchline was there. boo hoo
2007-01-26 10:43:46 · answer #3 · answered by minispears05 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds funny but it didnt finish. Plz finish this joke i wanna here the end :)
2007-01-26 10:43:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg people thats the point he wasnt supposed to finish the joke
2007-01-26 11:16:54 · answer #5 · answered by ♥butter_fly♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a beer i don't know or the bartender says "NO!!" and slams the door
2007-01-26 11:24:06 · answer #6 · answered by m.j h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm with everyone else, finish the joke!!
2007-01-26 11:08:36 · answer #7 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny!! everybody is getting mad because u didnt finish the joke!
2007-01-26 10:47:06 · answer #8 · answered by COlder THaN AlaSka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aw did he eat him :'( poor snail
and my little guy is crying, for the poor snail
2007-01-26 11:09:02 · answer #9 · answered by lucky charms ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh!! it took me a little while!! how hilarious! haha the bartender stepped on him!! lmao good joke!!! (i probably would have too!)
2007-01-26 11:43:51 · answer #10 · answered by chrysanthemum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋