A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand.
Meanwhile, another patient was in the room, hanging from the ceiling by his feet.
The doctor asked his patient what he was doing, sitting on the floor.
The patient replied in an irritated fashion, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"
The doctor inquired, "And what is the fellow hanging from the ceiling doing?"
"Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."
The doctor asks, "If he's your friend, don't you think you should get him down from there before he hurts himself?"
"What? And work in the dark!?!"
2007-01-26 10:13:09 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg i just laughed my behind off! this one is even better than the auction of bulls joke! with your jokes, you could make my day any day!
2007-01-26 11:29:58 · answer #1 · answered by chrysanthemum 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-26 11:12:46 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fot the 7 millionth time this has been posted, it ain't all that funny.
2007-01-26 10:29:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Makes sense to me!
2007-01-26 10:23:12 · answer #4 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I'll member to tell my friends that one.
2007-01-26 10:20:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit funny but have heard better!!
2007-01-26 10:19:02 · answer #6 · answered by KATHLEEN M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"physician, our son thinks he's a rooster." "Hm, unusual. How long has he been thinking that?" "approximately 3 years, physician." "What?!?!? Why did no longer you come back any quicker?!?!?!" "properly, we are somewhat poor, you spot, and we actually might desire to apply the eggs."
2016-12-16 14:23:11 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one it's funny!
2007-01-26 11:23:07 · answer #8 · answered by crazychick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah ok thats funny
2007-01-26 10:18:43 · answer #9 · answered by PInky without perky!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-26 11:28:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋